Fruit isn’t just good for your health—it’s also great for puns! Whether you love bananas, apples, berries, or citrus, there’s always a way to turn fruit into a juicy joke. These puns are berry funny, totally a-peeling, and guaranteed to make you smile (or groan).
So grab a smoothie, get ready to pear up with some humor, and enjoy these 150 fruit puns that are ripe for the picking!
Berry Funny Puns
You’re berry special to me.
I love you berry much!
This is un-berry-lievable!
You’re the cherry on top!
You’re berry sweet!
Let’s make this a jam session.
You’re berry important to me.
I’ve got nothing but good jam-pressions.
You’re grape at what you do!
I’m feeling grape today!
That’s the berry best news I’ve heard.
I’m berry excited for this!
You’re berry cool.
I can’t fig-ure out how I got so lucky!
Life is just peachy.
I’m stuck in a jam.
This joke is berry punny.
You make my heart cherry-ish every moment.
You’re the raisin I’m smiling today!
You’re berry awesome.
A-Peeling Banana Puns
This joke is bananas—B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
I find you a-peeling.
You’re one in a melon.
I’m going bananas over this!
Orange you glad I made this joke?
This joke is totally ripe.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
You drive me bananas!
I’m bananas for you.
This joke is un-peel-ievable!
I find your personality very a-peel-ing.
You’re top banana in my book.
You’re the zest!
That’s bananas—but I love it!
Peel the love!
Let’s go bananas!
I’m not monkeying around, I really love bananas.
Just roll with the peelings.
You’ve got me slipping on your charm.
Banana puns? That’s how I roll!
Grape and Raisin Puns That Are Vine-tastic
You’re grape at everything you do!
That’s grape news!
I heard through the grapevine that you’re awesome.
This is grape fun!
Don’t wine about it—just have some grapes.
Everything happens for a raisin.
Grape minds think alike.
You’re the best of the bunch!
It’s time to raisin the bar.
Stop being so grape-ful!
You’re a bunch of fun!
That joke was grape-ly appreciated.
I’m raisin my spirits today.
You’re my favorite little grape!
That was a grape idea.
Let’s not split over grapes!
This situation is grape-ly exaggerated.
You can’t beet a good grape pun!
Have a grape day!
I’m raisin a toast to you!
Sweet and Citrusy Orange Puns
Orange you glad we’re friends?
This is simply zest-tacular!
You’re the zest around!
I’m feeling a little bitter—orange you?
When life gives you lemons, make puns!
I find you very a-peeling.
You’re fresh-squeezed perfection!
Zest friends forever.
You’re the zest thing that’s happened to me.
Pucker up—it’s lemon season!
You’re my main squeeze.
I’m over-zest-ed!
You’re a citrus above the rest.
I can’t concentrate—I’m too busy thinking about orange juice.
Life gave me lemons, and I made puns.
You’ve got that extra zest in life.
That’s the zest news I’ve heard all day!
Orange you full of energy today?
Peel the good vibes!
I’m just here for the zest of it.
Watermelon, Pineapple, and Tropical Puns
You’re one in a melon!
Watermelon sugar, hi!
This is melon-choly but still sweet.
You’re my main squeeze.
Water you doing later?
This is totally pine!
Stay fresh like a pineapple!
You’re looking pine today.
You’ve got that tropical state of mind.
Let’s shell-ebrate with some fruit!
Melon it over and let me know what you think.
Pine-ally, some good news!
You’re pine-credible!
Watermelon you be mine?
This is the zest tropical getaway.
Pineapple on pizza? That’s a real slice of paradise.
Stay juicy, my friend!
Mango crazy over this.
You’re ripe where you need to be.
That’s mango-nificent!
Apple and Pear Puns That Are Simply Core-geous
You’re the apple of my eye.
This pun is core-geous!
An apple a day keeps the puns in play.
Let’s take things one bite at a time.
This joke is the core of comedy.
You’re pear-fect!
We make a great pear!
That’s a pear-fectly good idea.
This joke is a little overripe.
Pear up with a good pun!
We’re just two peas in a pod… or two pears on a tree.
I’m feeling apple-solutely fantastic today!
I don’t give a fig about the haters.
That’s pear-ly funny!
Keep your pear-spective positive.
You’re pear-sistently amazing.
This pun is a-peel-ing to me.
Don’t go bacon my pear-t.
Stay core-geous and keep smiling!
That pun was tree-mendous!
Mixed Fruit Puns That Are Smoothie Worthy
Let’s make this smoothie and pun-derful.
You’re my jam!
That’s berry smoothie of you!
I’ve got a fruit-tastic idea!
I love making juice-tified decisions.
Life’s a peach when you’re around!
Fruit for thought—always stay sweet!
That’s the straw-berry on top!
I’m grapeful for you!
This joke is kiwi-tastic.
Don’t lychee me hanging!
You drive me plum crazy.
This joke is totally nuts—oh wait, that’s not fruit!
Let’s pit stop for some cherries.
I fig-ure you’ll love this joke.
That’s totally fruit-astic!
You’re the zest person I know!
I’m coco-nuts about you.
Let’s raisin the bar on fruit puns!
I cherry-ish our friendship.
You make everything a little sweeter.
I can’t believe how fruitful this conversation is.
You’re bursting with flavor!
Let’s guava great time!
That joke was bananas!
This pun was freshly squeezed.
Just trying to stay pulp-sitive!
Let’s go coconuts together!
You’ve got a real zest for life!
That’s all, folks—thanks for bearing with these puns!
Fruit puns are the zest way to brighten someone’s day! Whether you’re using them for social media captions, jokes, or just some fun wordplay, these puns are always ripe for the occasion. Keep being a-peeling and spread the fruity humor!