Pumpkin spice and everything nice—it’s that time of year again! Whether you’re sipping on a PSL, picking out the perfect jack-o’-lantern, or just embracing the cozy vibes of autumn, there’s no better way to celebrate the season than with some gourd-geous pumpkin puns.
From laugh-out-loud wordplay to the perfect Instagram caption, we’ve got 110 pumpkin-perfect puns that will squash any bad mood. So, grab your favorite fall sweater, get comfy, and let’s dive into some seriously pun-kin fun!
General Pumpkin Puns
You’re pumpkin-believable!
Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.
Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season?
You’re the pick of the patch!
Gourd vibes only.
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.
Squash goals!
You’re looking un-be-leaf-able today.
A little spice and everything nice.
That’s gourd news!
Halloween Pumpkin Puns
I’m hollow inside without you.
Trick or treat yo’ self to some pumpkin pie.
I’m just here for the boos and pumpkins.
Creepin’ it real with my jack-o’-lantern.
It’s love at first fright.
Jack-o’-lanterns are lit!
Patches be crazy this time of year!
Pumpkin spice and frightful nights.
You’re my BOO-tiful pumpkin.
Ghoul be seeing you at the pumpkin patch.
Pumpkin Spice Puns
PSL stands for Pumpkin, Spice, and Laughter!
Spice, spice, baby!
You’re the spice to my latte.
Stay cozy, drink spicy!
Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
It’s a whole latte love for pumpkins.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
Spicing up my autumn with pumpkins.
You’re pumpkin me crazy with all this spice.
I’m just a pumpkin spice addict.
Romantic Pumpkin Puns
I love you gourd much.
You make my heart go pumpkin.
You’re the apple (and pumpkin) of my pie.
I’m falling for you like autumn leaves.
You’re pumpkin-spired perfection.
You light up my life like a jack-o’-lantern.
You and I make a gourd-geous pair.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.
You’re the pumpkin to my spice.
Our love is pumpkin-tastic!
Thanksgiving Pumpkin Puns
Time to get stuffed—just like a pumpkin pie!
Let’s carve out some memories together.
Feast mode: Activated!
Pumpkin pie is a slice of heaven.
You’re as sweet as pumpkin pie.
Thankful, grateful, and a little bit pumpkin-spiced.
There’s always room for pumpkin pie.
Gourd bless this meal.
This Thanksgiving, let’s give pumpkin to be grateful for.
Get ready for a gourd time with family and pie.
Funny & Punny Pumpkin Puns
I’m totally out of my gourd!
You’ve pumpkin got to be kidding me.
Oh my gourdness!
I’m just a pumpkin waiting to be spiced.
You’ve gourd to be kidding me!
Time to squash all doubts.
This is a-maize-ing!
Don’t squash my dreams!
Pumpkin up the volume!
What’s up, pumpkin?
Pumpkin Patch Puns
Welcome to the patch-tacular fun!
Patch me if you can!
The best pumpkins are picked, not made.
This place is gourd-geous.
Oh, my gourd, it’s pumpkin patch time!
Picked the best pumpkin of the patch.
Falling for the patch life.
Harvesting happiness at the pumpkin patch.
A patch made in heaven.
Patch you later!
Pumpkin Carving Puns
Let’s get glowing with our jack-o’-lanterns.
It’s a carving kind of night.
This jack-o’-lantern is lit!
Carve out some fun this season.
Shining bright like a pumpkin light.
A cut above the rest.
Gourd-geous designs only!
Time to get carving and crafty.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack carve the pumpkin slick!
Cut it out, you’re making me laugh!
Autumn & Fall Pumpkin Puns
Pumpkin up for sweater weather.
Fall-ing in love with pumpkin season.
Autumn leaves and pumpkin please!
Let’s squash our worries away.
The most gourd-geous time of the year.
Falling head over heels for pumpkins.
Leaf me alone, I’m enjoying my pumpkin.
Sweater weather and pumpkin spice forever.
Life is gourd in the fall.
Orange you excited for autumn?
Pumpkin & Animal Puns
You’re one purr-fect pumpkin.
Owl always love pumpkins!
This pumpkin is un-bear-ably cute!
You’re a hoot at the pumpkin patch!
Don’t be a scaredy-cat, carve that pumpkin!
BEE-lieve in the magic of pumpkins.
Hoppy Halloween with pumpkin treats.
This pumpkin is paws-itively adorable.
You’re the foxiest pumpkin in the patch.
Just winging it this pumpkin season.
Pumpkin Work & School Puns
Work hard, carve harder.
Let’s squash those deadlines!
Study hard, pumpkin spice harder.
Carving out success one pumpkin at a time.
Don’t let the work pile up—carve through it!
Pumped for pumpkin season!
Stay sharp like a carving knife.
This project is pumpkin-ing up nicely.
Gourd luck on your exam!
Pumpkin knowledge is power!
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re looking for a clever Instagram caption, a witty Halloween joke, or just some seasonal fun, these pumpkin puns are here to add some humor to your autumn. So grab a pumpkin spice latte, head to the nearest pumpkin patch, and let the gourd times roll!